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KNOCK KNOCK JOKES AND MORE

Knock Knock
Who's there?
LUKE
Luke who?
LUKE OUT BELOW

Knock Knock
Who's there?
MICHELLE
Michelle who?
MICHELLE-PHONE IS RINGING

Knock Knock
Who's there?
BEEHIVE
Beehive who?
BEEHIVE YOURSELF

Knock Knock
Who's there?

SADIE
Sadie who?
SADIE MAGIC WORD

Knock Knock
Who's there?
ANSEL
Ansel who?
ANSEL RUIN YOUR PICNIC

Who designed Noah's Arc?
An arc-itect

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because her students were so bright

What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer


Q. Why did the alien want to leave the party?
A. The atmosphere wasn't right.

Q. What is an astronauts favorite snack?
A. Space Chips.

Q. What's an aliens favorite candy?
A. Martian-mellows.

Q. Why did the astronaut bring paint and paper on his trip?
A. So he could do space crafts.

 

Q. What's an astronauts favorite drink?
A. Gravi-tea.

Q. How do you make a baby sleep on a space ship?
A. You rocket>.

Q. What do space cows say?
A. "Mooooo-n."

 

Q. What do you call a pan spinning through space?
A. An unidentified frying object.

Q. What do you call a wizard in space?
A. A flying saucer-er.

Q. What is an aliens favorite sport?
A. SpaceBall

GUESS??


Why can't Batman go fishing?

 

 

 

Becaise Robin eats all the worms

What should never be eaten once it's served?
A tennis ball

When is a car not a car?
When it turns into a driveway

What do lazy dogs do?
Chase parked cars

for father's day?

What was Camelot?
A place where people parked their camels

What would you get if you crossed a vampire and a teacher?
Lots of blood tests!

What kind of lighting did Noah use for the ark?
Floodlights!

Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons?
He wanted to Mark Antony
 
What did they wear at the Boston Tea Party?
T-Shirts!

What's yellow, has wheels and lies on its side?
A dead school bus!

How do bees get to school?
By school buzz!

What's a mushroom?
The place they store the school food!

 

 

 

 

 

 Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butcher
Butcher who?
Butcher right foot in, butcher right foot out

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Forest
Forest who?
Forest the number after three

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gigi
Gigi who
Gigi follows FF

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hewlett
Hewlett who?
Hewlett the dog out

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Isaac
Isaac who
Isaac with a cold

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Waldo
Waldo who?
Waldo wall carpet

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Electron
Electron who?
Electron for class president


Knock Knock
Who's there?

Pasta
Pasta who?
Pasta salt please