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 WELCOME TO MY JOKES PAGE

 Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butcher
Butcher who?
Butcher right foot in, butcher right foot out

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Forest
Forest who?
Forest the number after three

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gigi
Gigi who
Gigi follows FF

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hewlett
Hewlett who?
Hewlett the dog out

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Isaac
Isaac who
Isaac with a cold

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Waldo
Waldo who?
Waldo wall carpet

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Electron
Electron who?
Electron for class president


Knock Knock
Who's there?

Pasta
Pasta who?
Pasta salt please




 SPRING JOKES

What season is it when you are on a trampoline?
SPRING


What did the summer say to spring?
I think I'm gonna fall

What bow can't be tied? 
A rainbow

What time is it when you sit on a pin?

Spring time

Why wouldn’t they let the butterfly into the dance?
Because it was a moth ball

What did one firefly say to the other?
Got to glow now

What is the insect's favorite game?
Cricket!

When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During Ape-ril showers

Can February March?
No, but April May

How to fleas travel?
They Itch hike

What do trees drink?
Root Beer

 
What do bees eat at McDonalds?
Hum-burgers
!


spring has sprung

                    EASTER JOKES

What do you call a Bunny with fleas?
BUGS BUNNY  

Why did the easter eggs hide?
He was a little chicken
 
How do you send  the Easter Bunny a cardl?
By hare mail

What dance do Easter Bunies do?
The bunny hop 

What did one colored egg say to the other?
Heard any good yolks lately?

What kind of beans never grow in a garden?
Jelly beans! 

What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear?
14 carrot gold
 
How does the Easter bunny travel? 
By hareplane

What do you call an egg that's tired?        
Egg-zosted

What day does an  Easter egg hate?
FRY-DAY