KNOCK KNOCK JOKES PAGE
WELCOME
It's SUMMERTIME!
Let's tell some jokes!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for summer
Knock-knock
Who's there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish I had some ice cream
What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk
What do Ducks watch on TV?
The Feather Forecast
Knock-knock
Who's there?
Formosa
Formosa who?
Formosa the summer I went swimming
Knock-knock
Who's there?
Les
Les who?
Les go on a picnic
Why did the baseball player get arrested?
He stole the bases
Why did the coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback
What's in the middle of a jellyfish?
A Jellybutton
What bow can't be tied?
A rainbow
Why wouldn’t they let the butterfly into the dance?
Because it was a moth ball
What did one firefly say to the other?
Got to glow now
What is an insect's favorite game?
Cricket!
How do fleas travel?
They Itch hike
What do trees drink?
Root Beer
What do bees eat at McDonalds?
Hum-burgers!
Space Chips
What did the left hand say to the right hand?
How does it feel to always be right
What do you comb a rabbit with?
A hare brush
Where do mermaids go to see movies?
At the Dive-In
What runs but never walks?
Water
What has one foot and four legs?
A bed
What house weighs the least?
A lighthouse
What starts with e, ends with e, but has only one letter?
An envelope
What has a head and a tail but no body?
A coin
What is a myth?
A female moth
What does a cat have that no other animal has?
Kittens
What flies around all day but never goes anywhere?
A flag
What can you catch but not throw?
A cold
What has a bark, but no bite?
A tree
What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
A Towel
What bank never has any money?
A riverbank
What are two things you can't have for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner
I love jokes! Laugh and the whole world will laugh with
Nanny says telling jokes is good for kids! It helps stimulate their thinking and memory. All kids enjoy a good knock knock joke, and getting jokes from this page also encourages reading!
Children laugh about 400 times a day, while adults laugh about 15 times a day
Why did the father plant his money
He wanted to make the soil rich!
What did the father ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Spook when you're spooken to!
You Cry and you will cry Alone
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TONGUE TWISTERS
tongue twisters are great practice for reading and pronouncing words
SEE IF YOU CAN SAY ONE OF THESE 5 TIMES FAST!
Six slippery snails, slid slowly seaward
Crisp crusts crackle and crunch
Silly sheep weep and sleep
Six thick thistle sticks
Fat frogs fly past fast
A pack of pesky pixies
Billy blows big blue bubbles
Busy buzzing bumble bees
Chubby Chuck got chubby cheeks
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