WELCOME TO MY JOKES PAGE
Let's tell some jokes!
What did the snowgirl say to her favorite snowboy ?
I love you SNOW much !
What do you get when you cross a reindeer with a cow
Sleigh Bulls
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Avery
Avery who ?
Avery merry Christmas
What did the big candle say to the little candle ?
I'm going out tonight
How long does it take to burn a candle down ?
About a wick
Knock-Knock
Who's There
Mary
Mary who?
Mary-Christmas!
Where do snowmen go to dance ? Snowballs
Halo there!
What's a sheep's favorite Christmas carol
We wish ewe a Merry Christmas
What do elves learn in school?
The Elf-abet!
What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time?
Sandy Claus
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Olive
Olive who
"Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names"
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
Missletoe!
Knock-Knock
Who's There
Igloo
Igloo who?
Igloo knew Santa, like I knew Santa...
MERRY CHRISTMAS
NANNY AND I HAVE SOME JOKES FOR YOU
Why does Santa have three gardens?
He likes to "Hoe, hoe, hoe!".
What are snowmen's favorite breakfast food? Frosted Flakes
What does Tarzan sing and Christmas?
Jungle Bells!
Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?
He was feeling a little crummy.
What do cows say at Christmas
MOO-EY Christmas
What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?
A pineapple