WELCOME TO MY JOKES PAGE
What are unhappy cranberries called?
Which cat discovered America?
What key can't open a door?
Why shouldn't a Turkey fight?
He'll get the stuffing knocked out of him
What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?
The letter G
When does Dracula eat turkey?
What is the best way to eat turkey on Thanksgiving?Gobble it
What do Turkeys like to do in warm weather?
GO ON PECK-NICKS
What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede?
A drumstick for everyone
If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
Their old age
Why is the Turkey in "time out?"
Because of its fowl language
Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?
To keep his wigwam
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
Where did the first corn come from?
The stalk brought it
What’s the best thing to put into pumpkin pie?
What do you call a Turkey burglar
What do Policemen eat for Thanksgiving?
Corn- on- the- cop
Hey, it's time for some silly
What sleeps on theThanksgiving table?
What do Golfers eat for Thanksgiving?
What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son?
If grandpa could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy
What key has legs and can't open doors?
What sound does a space turkey make?