NEED SOME

 BOOKMARKS?

  I HAVE SOME FOR YOU TO PRINT AND CUT OUT.  THERE ARE 8 OF THEM ON ONE PAGE.  IF YOU CAN, PRINT THEM OUT ON CARD STOCK, AND THEY WILL BE A LITTLE MORE STURDY.

Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th

Who succeeded the first President of the USA?
The second one

Who designed Noah's Arc?
An arc-itect

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because her students were so bright

What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer

GUESS

Why can't Batman go fishing?
Becaise Robin eats all the worms

What should never be eaten once it's served?
A tennis ball

When is a car not a car?
When it turns into a driveway


What kind of witch lives on the beach?
A sandwich

What do lazy dogs do?
Chase parked cars

What month has 28 days
All of them






 

  RIDDLES

CHILDREN LOVE RIDDLES.  BY THE TIME THEY ARE ABOUT 7 YEARS OF AGE THEY BEGIN TO ENJOY THIS FORM OF VERBAL PLAY.
VERBAL PLAY HELPS SHARPEN THEIR MINDS.

RIDDLES TEACH CHILDREN ABOUT WORDS, AND WHEN THAT HAPPENS, RIDDLES BECOME A LEARNING PROCESS.

AND WHILE ENJOYING THESE JOKES AND RIDDLES, CHILDREN ARE LEARNING ALSO TO READ

AND NOW MY FAVORITE
KNOCK-KNOCK JOKES

Knock Knock
Who's there?
LUKE
Luke who?
LUKE OUT BELOW

Knock Knock
Who's there?
MICHELLE
Michelle who?
MICHELLE-PHONE IS RINGING

Knock Knock
Who's there?
BEEHIVE
Beehive who?
BEEHIVE YOURSELF

Knock Knock
Who's there?
SADIE
Sadie who?
SADIE MAGIC WORD

Knock Knock
Who's there?
ANSEL
Ansel who?
ANSEL RUIN YOUR PICNIC