WELCOME TO MY JOKES PAGE
What season is it when you are on a trampoline?
SPRING
What did the summer say to spring?
I think I'm gonna fall
What bow can't be tied?
A rainbow
What time is it when you sit on a pin?
Spring time
Why wouldn’t they let the butterfly into the dance?
Because it was a moth ball
What did one firefly say to the other?
Got to glow now
What is the insect's favorite game?
Cricket!
When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During Ape-ril showers
Can February March?
No, but April May
How to fleas travel?
They Itch hike
What do trees drink?
Root Beer
What do bees eat at McDonalds?
Hum-burgers!
What do ducks watch on TV?
Duckumentaries
What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A pIIIg
What do giraffes have that no other animal has?
Baby giraffes
Why did the dolphin cross the beach?
To get to the other tide
What goes tick, tick, woof, woof?
A watch dog
How does a pig go to hospital?
In a hambulance
Where do cows go on Friday night?
To the moo-vies
Why wouldn’t they let the butterfly into the dance?
Because it was a moth ball
TIME TO LAUGH BECAUSE LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE
GUESS??
Why can't Batman go fishing?
Becaise Robin eats all the worms
What should never be eaten once it's served?
A tennis ball
When is a car not a car?
When it turns into a driveway
What do lazy dogs do?
Chase parked cars
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What was Camelot?
A place where people parked their camels
What would you get if you crossed a vampire and a teacher?
Lots of blood tests!
What kind of lighting did Noah use for the ark?
Floodlights!
Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons?
He wanted to Mark Antony
What did they wear at the Boston Tea Party?
T-Shirts!
What's yellow, has wheels and lies on its side?
A dead school bus!
How do bees get to school?
By school buzz!
What's a mushroom?
The place they store the school food!