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HALLOWEEN JOKES 

        
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Because he's a pain in the neck!


How do you fix a broken Halloween pumpkin?
WITH A PUMPKIN PATCH!



What did one jack-o-lantern say to the other?
Cut it out!

What is a pumpkin's favorite sport?
Squash  

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite!

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A sand-witch

What do they teach at Witches school?
Spelling

Who did the ghost invite to his party?
Anyone he could dig up!

Where do mummies go for a swim?
To the dead sea

 

What kind of streets do zombies like to haunt?
Dead end streets
HALLOWEEN JOKES

What did one jack-o-lantern say to the other?
Cut it out!

 

What is a pumpkin's favorite sport?
Squash  

 

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite!

 

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A sand-witch

What do they teach at Witches school?
Spelling

Who did the ghost invite to his party?
Anyone he could dig up!

Where do mummies go for a swim?
To the dead sea

 

What kind of streets do zombies like to haunt?
Dead end streets

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 











 


 

 

 

 

 

 

HALLOWEEN JOKES

What instrument does a skeleton play?
The Trom-bone

What games do Witches play at Halloween?
Hide and Shriek!

What do ghouls do at garage sales?
They go bargain Haunting.

Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body


What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite
 

What do they teach at Witches school?
Spelling


            
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Because he's a pain in the neck!


How do you fix a broken Halloween pumpkin?
WITH A PUMPKIN PATCH!



What did one jack-o-lantern say to the other?
Cut it out!

 

What is a pumpkin's favorite sport?
Squash  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 




Hey, it's time for some silly
HALLOWEEN JOKES






What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A sand-witch

What do they teach at Witches school?
Spelling

Who did the ghost invite to his party?
Anyone he could dig up!

Where do mummies go for a swim?
To the dead sea

 

What kind of streets do zombies like to haunt?
Dead end streets