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 WELCOME TO MY JOKES PAGE

SCHOOL JOKES

Teacher: Name two days of the week that start with "t".
Pupil: Today and Tomorrow


What is white when its dirty and black when its clean?
A blackboard

What does a gorilla learns in school?
His Ape B C's

H
ow do the fish get to school?
By octobus

TEACHER:
Are you chewing gum?

STUDENT:
No, I'm Sarah Brown

What flies around the school at night?
The alpha-bat

What room can a student never enter?
A Mushroom

Who is your best friend at school?
Your princi-pal


What would you get if you crossed a vampire and a teacher?
Lots of blood tests!

What kind of lighting did Noah use for the ark?
Flood lights!

Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons?
He wanted to Mark Antony
 
What did they wear at the Boston Tea Party?
T-Shirts!

What's yellow, has wheels and lies on its side?
A dead school bus!

How do bees get to school?
By school buzz!

What's a mushroom?
A room where they store the school food






















WINTER JOKES

What do snowmen wear on their heads?
 Ice caps

What does a snowman eat on a hamburger?
Chili-sauce

How does a Snowman get to work? 
 Bi-cicle
..

What is a Snowman's favorite Drink?
 Ice Tea 

What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A puddle
!

What kind of bird can write?
 A Pen-guin

What do you call a Penguin in Florida?
 Lost!


What do Snowmen call their offspring? 
Chill-dren

Who are Frosty's parents?
Mom and Pop-Sicle

What do you sing at a snowman's birthday party?
Freeze a jolly good fellow

What does a Snowman take when he gets sick?
A chill pill!

When are your eyes not your eyes?
When winter winds make them water

What is white and goes up?
A confused snowflake







Hey, it's time for some silly
KNOCK KNOCK JOKES

 Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butcher
Butcher who?
Butcher right foot in, butcher right foot out

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Forest
Forest who?
Forest the number after three

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gigi
Gigi who
Gigi comes after FF

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hewlett
Hewlett who?
Hewlett the dog out

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Isaac
Isaac who
Isaac with a cold

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Waldo
Waldo who?
Waldo wall carpet

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Electron
Electron who?
Electron for class president


Knock Knock
Who's there?

Pasta
Pasta who?
Pasta salt please




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