WELCOME TO MY JOKES PAGE
What do ducks watch on TV?
What do you call a pig with three eyes?
What do giraffes have that no other animal has?
Why did the dolphin cross the beach?
To get to the other tide
What goes tick, tick, woof, woof?
A watch dog
How does a pig go to hospital?
In a hambulance
Where do cows go on Friday night?
To the moo-vies
Why wouldn’t they let the butterfly into the dance?
Because it was a moth ball
TIME TO LAUGH BECAUSE LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE
Why can't Batman go fishing?
Becaise Robin eats all the worms
What should never be eaten once it's served?
A tennis ball
When is a car not a car?
When it turns into a driveway
What do lazy dogs do?
Chase parked cars
for father's day?
What was Camelot?
A place where people parked their camels
What would you get if you crossed a vampire and a teacher?
Lots of blood tests!
What kind of lighting did Noah use for the ark?
Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons?
He wanted to Mark Antony
What did they wear at the Boston Tea Party?
What's yellow, has wheels and lies on its side?
A dead school bus!
How do bees get to school?
By school buzz!
What's a mushroom?
The place they store the school food!