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 WELCOME TO MY JOKES PAGE

 SPRING JOKES

What season is it when you are on a trampoline?
SPRING


What did the summer say to spring?
I think I'm gonna fall

What bow can't be tied? 
A rainbow

What time is it when you sit on a pin?

Spring time

Why wouldn’t they let the butterfly into the dance?
Because it was a moth ball

What did one firefly say to the other?
Got to glow now

What is the insect's favorite game?
Cricket!

When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During Ape-ril showers

Can February March?
No, but April May

How to fleas travel?
They Itch hike

What do trees drink?
Root Beer

 
What do bees eat at McDonalds?
Hum-burgers
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What do ducks watch on TV?
Duckumentaries

What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A pIIIg 

What do giraffes have that no other animal has?
Baby giraffes

Why did the dolphin cross the beach?
To get to the other tide

What goes tick, tick, woof, woof?
A watch dog

How does a pig go to hospital?
In a hambulance

Where do cows go on Friday night?
To the moo-vies

Why wouldn’t they let the butterfly into the dance?
Because it was a moth ball



TIME TO LAUGH BECAUSE LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE

GUESS??

Why can't Batman go fishing?
Becaise Robin eats all the worms

What should never be eaten once it's served?
A tennis ball

When is a car not a car?
When it turns into a driveway

What do lazy dogs do?
Chase parked cars

for father's day?

What was Camelot?
A place where people parked their camels

What would you get if you crossed a vampire and a teacher?
Lots of blood tests!

What kind of lighting did Noah use for the ark?
Floodlights!

Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons?
He wanted to Mark Antony
 
What did they wear at the Boston Tea Party?
T-Shirts!

What's yellow, has wheels and lies on its side?
A dead school bus!

How do bees get to school?
By school buzz!

What's a mushroom?
The place they store the school food!