MY NAME IS KNOCK KNOCK.
I LOVE JOKES, DON'T YOU? I TELL THEM ALL THE TIME.
THAT'S WHY THEY CALL ME KNOCK KNOCK
NEED SOME
BOOKMARKS?
I HAVE SOME FOR YOU TO PRINT AND CUT OUT. THERE ARE 8 OF THEM ON ONE PAGE. IF YOU CAN, PRINT THEM OUT ON CARD STOCK, AND THEY WILL BE A LITTLE MORE STURDY.
Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th
Who succeeded the first President of the USA?
The second one
Who designed Noah's Arc?
An arc-itect
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because her students were so bright
What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer
GUESS
Why can't Batman go fishing?
Becaise Robin eats all the worms
What should never be eaten once it's served?
A tennis ball
When is a car not a car?
When it turns into a driveway
What kind of witch lives on the beach?
A sandwich
What do lazy dogs do?
Chase parked cars
What month has 28 days
All of them

RIDDLES
CHILDREN LOVE RIDDLES. BY THE TIME THEY ARE ABOUT 7 YEARS OF AGE THEY BEGIN TO ENJOY THIS FORM OF VERBAL PLAY.
VERBAL PLAY HELPS SHARPEN THEIR MINDS.
RIDDLES TEACH CHILDREN ABOUT WORDS, AND WHEN THAT HAPPENS, RIDDLES BECOME A LEARNING PROCESS.
AND WHILE ENJOYING THESE JOKES AND RIDDLES, CHILDREN ARE LEARNING ALSO TO READ
AND NOW MY FAVORITE
KNOCK-KNOCK JOKES
Knock Knock
Who's there?
LUKE
Luke who?
LUKE OUT BELOW
Knock Knock
Who's there?
MICHELLE
Michelle who?
MICHELLE-PHONE IS RINGING
Knock Knock
Who's there?
BEEHIVE
Beehive who?
BEEHIVE YOURSELF
Knock Knock
Who's there?
SADIE
Sadie who?
SADIE MAGIC WORD
Knock Knock
Who's there?
ANSEL
Ansel who?
ANSEL RUIN YOUR PICNIC